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hahahahahaha!

gotta love redneck women.

y’all ever run into a vampire?

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some of you may not want to read this.

it’s not what you think, and is what some of you think. but in any event i wouldn’t expand the post at work.
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it’s alway nice when you get the call to go down to the riverwalk for a little mexican food. an old friend from up in dc gave me a ring tonight.

no spanky story, sorry, i was drinking margaritas at casa rio.

i post the apparently gratuitous post of chicks from time to time for several reasons, the least of which is not because i like them.

i do.

but i also do it because it pisses off muslim sensibilities. and right now i am all about irritating muslim sensibilities. are they going to issue a fatwa against me? let them. i’m armed.

they either have to come to grips with the freedoms of others, or meet my boot.

also, because it destroys the myth that conservatives/republicans find sex/nudity dirty. i don’t. i suspect some do on both sides of the fence.

and that’s easy to say because i don’t have a daughter, so what. my post. my site. my money. i’ll do what i want to.

ok. right click and save the video.

enjoy!

what do you think? there are some people really trashing it. having chatted with the naughty girl herself a few times. i’m quite fond of her, and the video.

i laugh. i like the little shimmy she does.

oh, does she look fat in the video? she thinks she’s fat. and keep in mind, the camera adds 15 pounds.

beautiful girls!

yeah, it’s been soooooo long since i posted a post just about women.

so after the iranians decide to hang some poor girl because they’re assholes, and their religion is false

wait, let me spell it out.

islam is a false religion.

anyone have any doubts about my position on the camel riding caravan raiding ethos instituted to dupe an idiot population into following a cut-throat false prophet?

i figure i’ll post a little small pictorial.

everyone who hates women need not proceed.
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directions.

y’all girls want to really know why we never stop to ask for directions?
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i’ve had a myspace account less than 2 weeks and the russian mail order brides have already started emailing me.

feh.

a long time ago i did a post about a list of 5. i took the idea from friends. the episode where ross and rachel each get a list of 5 famous people they are allowed to cheat with.

if they ever actually meet them.

ross includes isabella rosselini, until joey talks him out of it. and then of course he meets her at the end of the episode.

well, i made my own list.

and then revised and expanded it to a list of 10.

been a long time, but i just thought i’d update it, so y’all could laugh at my aspirations.

they are, in no particular order:
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those of you who actually know me, know that i don’t have a girlfriend (right now). some of you kid me about mailing off to russia for a girl. some of you i kid about mailing off to russia for a blonde.

some of you are appalled at the idea.it’s always been a bit of a joke to me.

i mean, don’t y’all get spam too? or am i the only target of mailorder brides?

i heard a bud light commercial on the radio the other day, y’all know the series. the real men of genius series. there’s a really funny one about ‘mr spf 80 sunblock wearer’. they say that just in case the sun fails to go down, you’ll be prepared. and then that ‘your personal force field keeps out all of the suns rays, and any ambient rays…. from other suns….. in other galaxies.’
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man, i love those low rise pants girls are wearing nowadays!
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back when the spurs were playing for the nba champioship, i bragged about going to game 1.

this is the girl front and center who gave me a ticket.

season’s over. she’s gone to houston and gotten a job in sports merchandising. NOT a salesperson. time she put her master’s to work for her.

for whatever reason, God has seen fit to strike this woman with breast cancer.
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i hooked up with a hot chick this weekend.
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