hey, i found this little how to on girls. a little guide on what girls want. and always aiming to please the fairer sex, in an effort to get the fairer sex to please me….. i took some of these tips to heart.
but some of them are just so far from my experience, i thought it necesary to post them here…. with my interpretations, for y’alls enjoyment.
i’ve added my comments in italics
so i’m in columbus, georgia. i flew here today for some sports and entertainment later in the week. some of y’all will get to hear my whining in private emails or chat.
so i’m getting ready to deploy to a not so nice place. naturally i wanted to get out and see a chick one last time before i’m locked away ….
i thought i’d throw a little light on some of the people hizballah wants to kill. killing them isn’t the first thought that pops into my mind.
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ok y’all. i’ve done a bunch of these. not all of which are categorized correctly. i didn’t always have categories. so i’m going to create, for the very first time, my own meme.
ok y’all. this is just to even the score.
and yeah, instead of just thinking about it, i’ve had to do some searching. because i just don’t know.
mlah (11:36:39 AM): be good
plushiegirl (11:36:51 AM): a good girl is a bad girl that doesnt get caught
plushiegirl (11:36:54 AM): tata~
plushiegirl (11:36:56 AM): *!
mlah (11:37:06 AM): i’m quoting you on that
plushiegirl (11:37:10 AM): excellent
every once in a awhile you hear a new answer to an old question that makes you laugh.
before some certain girl flies down here and cuts off my head…. or does something worse, i have to explain a little bit about my perception of the english chicks.
in spain, there were a few english girls working in bars. some of them were hot. some were not. most of the other bartender chicks were all pretty incredibly hot. most of them being from ireland or spain. i developed quite the taste for irish girls while there.
now, a quick caveat. i know the difference between england and ireland. between either of those two and scotland, and wales, and even the isle of mann, or wight. i’ve met and messed around with young ladies from all of those places. sometimes i paid the price for my geographic ignorance. not often though. i watched ‘haggus’ get beaten for not knowing that ireland was ‘completely’ separate from england. he thought ireland was where scotland is. big mistake. huge.
so this girl who sits beside me at work today mentioned that her birthday is coming up. just a month or two.
not what you think.
think the war in iraq is going badly? you could be in college!
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