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if beautiful women will put live bugs in their mouths, then ….

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while returning from munchen, for oktoberfest, i heard this lovely tidbit
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In every circle, and truly, at every table, there are people who lead armies into Macedonia; who know where the camp ought to be placed; what posts ought to be occupied by troops; when and through what pass that territory should be entered; where magazines should be formed; how provisions should be conveyed by land and sea; and when it is proper to engage the enemy, when to lie quiet and they not only determine what is best to be done, but if any thing is done in any other manner than what they have pointed out, they arraign the consul, as if he were on trial before them.

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clothes make the person. naked people have little or no influence on society.

teresa watson

“the stan is the same. i mean the exact same. more dirt though”

rachel

do you have a …. stirring thing?

i really love the smell of fresh wood

and i don’t want to dog her out and put her name in here, but her initials are : 

Heidi Smith

on the way to the chow hall. i was treated to this little gem.

mlah, with you, before the depantsing, it’s all about the groping.

Heidi Smith

dude, i am going to KILL the fucking “good idea FAIRY”!!!!

clay allison

“It appears we have appointed our worst generals to command forces, and our most gifted and brilliant to edit newspapers! In fact, I discovered by reading newspapers that these editor/geniuses plainly saw all my strategic defects from the start, yet failed to inform me until it was too late.”
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while chatting with a hawt chick. i got her to admit she sometimes makes out with her best girl megan.

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while watching a “swarm” of local nationals try to build a truss roof top n a building very close to my “butt-hut”

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while cleaning my coffee cup with 409 and toilet paper

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dude! i’ve never been as regular as i am here!

clay allison today, after lunch

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no, i’m already married! i’m just having a wedding in the spring. i got married at a justice of the peace last year.

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