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“and don’t think we’re not keeping score, brother.”

– Barry Soetoro

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“judge judy if i may? i heard from a secret source that today is your birthday, and i’d just like to say Happy Birthday” (not emphasized by the speaker)

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ya know mlah, you should go on vacation to the czech republic or someplace in eastern europe like that.

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So, as I sit having a beer with one of my old Navy buddies, and Roomies in DLI, we notice his two young daughters playing.

The elder, 3, is chewing on a knife. The younger, 1, is balancing on a rocking chair.

He jumps up and snatches the younger, and says

Ah, family rearing the Hagman way!

Jason Hagman

i saw this quote on equivocal catharsis.

it just really strikes home right now.

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dude, she’s so hot… i’d hit that with the iron fist of an angry God

- john scoville

nah, i didn’t hate ‘em. it was fuckin and fightin like with any girl.

Jason Stackhouse.

my asshole is itching. time for me to shave again!

– jose hance

Rev. Wright epitomizes the thoughts and actions that have prevented and
continue to prevent black America from moving ahead and achieving their
potential as a people. He suggests that this United States of America
made up of sons and daughters of immigrants (I'm talking of the millions
of 1st, 2nd, 3rd generation immigrants in this country) of every race,
creed, color and religion each and everyone of them who had nothing to
do with slavery, some how owe something to a group of people who have
never been slaves? Its amazing. It seems everyone is to blame for the
shambles black society is in with its violence, drugs, high school drop
out rates, misogyny, and a host of other real and virulent problems,
except for the very people who engage in such behavior. Enough. As a
society, culture or people, they should look within themselves and fix
their problems. When did this man become the spokesman for the 'black
church'? And of course his church is different, but that doesn't mean
his message and philosophy is acceptable, or productive or non-offensive
or not-racist or indicative or our greater cultural behaviors, values
and norms Americans. And yes, the link between this man and Obama really
does matter. At a very minimum, it provides insight into the political
and philosophical strain that Obama adheres to.

Bill Cosby - April 28, 2008 - Wall Street Journal

me, to a girl half the country away.

“i’m tired, do my laundry for me!”

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no, you cannot have it your way. this is not burger king.

this is not a wine drinking establishment.

— britt

this just in from rachel lucas

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Jeanna: JAMAAL IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY

mlah: hahahahahahaha, i’m quoting you on that!

Jeanna: hah go ahead. what’s he gonna do? BEAT ME UP?! kick me in the head and knock me out like I’m some 12 year old boy?

‘Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale, and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged.’

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berryl1cious (5:36:29 PM): hot sex
berryl1cious (5:36:31 PM): make sammiches
berryl1cious (5:36:36 PM): thats what guys want in a woman

just a little something during a recent chat.