mlah The “culture” that has evolved here isn’t conducive to sissies

June 8, 2008

A-Capella

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 10:47 am

i love it when people do creative things.

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May 4, 2008

Quotes

Filed under: Humor,Quotes — mlah @ 8:01 pm

Muslim Hotties!

me, to a girl half the country away.

“i’m tired, do my laundry for me!”

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April 24, 2008

Paris Hilton

Filed under: Humor,Women — mlah @ 7:08 am

you’ve got to be kidding me

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April 23, 2008

Choosing

Filed under: Humor,Politics — mlah @ 4:47 am

Who to Choose?

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April 19, 2008

How Many 5 Year Olds?

Filed under: Humor,Martial Arts — mlah @ 10:18 am

33

i saw this at rachel lukas and nose on your face.

February 28, 2008

Gary Busey

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 1:05 am

Orthodox Church in Kyrgyzistan

gary busey pulls no punches. he is a weird psycho dude, but sometimes, the people who are looking at things sideways can see something the rest of us cannot.

watch him here.

February 24, 2008

Quotes

Filed under: Humor,Quotes — mlah @ 4:04 pm

Paki girl

this just in from rachel lucas

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February 22, 2008

Brewster the Rooster

Filed under: Humor,Politics — mlah @ 10:23 pm

Obama's Girls

Just in from my Dad.

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’, and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.

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February 20, 2008

Typhoon Carmen

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 1:38 am

Typhoon Carmen

so back in october of 2005, i weathered hurricane wilma in miami.

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February 13, 2008

Gym Class

Filed under: Humor,Personal,TV and Movies — mlah @ 3:05 am

Iranian Girl, Indian Girl

So I bought Mr. Woodcock on Blu-Ray for my PS3 today.

Ah, the memories are all coming flooding back to me.

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February 12, 2008

Piercings II

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 4:51 am

Labret Piercing

so almost 4 years ago i did a post on piercings.

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February 9, 2008

Top 10 Country Songs for 2007

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 4:30 am
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

February 3, 2008

Wrong Numbers

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 7:44 pm

Wrong Number Eva

You have to love wrong numbers. But something new happened to me today. I got my first ever wrong number text message. And the bene? It was a picture text message. Nah, I didn’t get anything risque, just some random girl at lunch. I still think it’s funny though.

Office Party Drunkeness

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 6:18 am

Nah you shouldn’t do it.

Here is an example why? And NO! I haven’t. I was just surfing youtube and laughed my ass off at this.

January 26, 2008

Roxanne

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 12:13 pm

Finjan of Algerian Coffee

So I went out last night with Roxanne.

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