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drunk messaging on facebook. not recommended.

heh

charlie just never gets old.

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got to love the spanish!

obamitas

by far the greatest fast food ever!

So, as I sit having a beer with one of my old Navy buddies, and Roomies in DLI, we notice his two young daughters playing.

The elder, 3, is chewing on a knife. The younger, 1, is balancing on a rocking chair.

He jumps up and snatches the younger, and says

Ah, family rearing the Hagman way!

Jason Hagman

The Lexington police department reported finding a man’s body in a river just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge. The dead man’s name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rear end.

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so i haven’t written anything about my old college exploits in a bit.

i keep in touch with my old fraternity chapter via facebook. every now and again i get to stroll down memory lane by seeing photo albums of current parties and the like.

this happened very recently.

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so, a while back, it was in vogue for liberals to attack conservatives. PHYSICALLY.

and no, this isn’t aimed at any of my readers. it’s just a little entertainment i’m hoping for.
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yeah, every so often i have to get away from the chow hall

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meet mlah the vampire.

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oh yeah baby!

that moment juuuuuuuust before the pain begins!

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i don’t know about y’all

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one of my old high school buddies added an application on facebook called the greek community.

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i love it when people do creative things.

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