10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.
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February 9th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I never knew you were such a country fan! Country kicks as*. While I must admit I haven’t exactly heard these specific songs yet, I will be investigating your suggestions. Thanks a mill!
February 9th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I know you are going to laugh at me, but, the number one song is really pretty good. It came out in 2004 (the album did) by a a pretty decent band (the notorious cherry bombs). The band includes Rodnet Crowell who was once married to Johhny Cash’s daughter Roseanne and the band also includes Vince Gill.
OK I will stop now.
February 10th, 2008 at 4:17 am
you’re scaring me aaron
February 15th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Ahhh, the lost art of sarcasm :)