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gary busey pulls no punches. he is a weird psycho dude, but sometimes, the people who are looking at things sideways can see something the rest of us cannot.

watch him here.

i haven’t done one of these in a while. so i thought i’d post another. it’s been a while and as some of you have noticed, i’ve started trying to post a lot more pics, and especially with some sort of a middle eastern theme. even if it doesn’t always agree with the subject of the post.

but anyway, this is a pop tarts post and is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!! if you are not at work, enjoy some hot naked muslim chicks.

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riddle me this.

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this just in from rachel lucas

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Just in from my Dad.

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’, and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.

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so back in october of 2005, i weathered hurricane wilma in miami.

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what a joke the same old song and dance is.

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so i got an email from my school in texas.

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So I bought Mr. Woodcock on Blu-Ray for my PS3 today.

Ah, the memories are all coming flooding back to me.

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so almost 4 years ago i did a post on piercings.

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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

You have to love wrong numbers. But something new happened to me today. I got my first ever wrong number text message. And the bene? It was a picture text message. Nah, I didn’t get anything risque, just some random girl at lunch. I still think it’s funny though.

Nah you shouldn’t do it.

Here is an example why? And NO! I haven’t. I was just surfing youtube and laughed my ass off at this.

ok. so i’m going to write a series of posts for the upcoming election.

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