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September 12, 2007

The Updated mlah Top 10 List

Filed under: Pop Tarts,Women — mlah @ 9:27 am

yeah, i promised to post some pics. this took a while as i reconstituted my ability to post pics. it’s been 6 long months since i posted and graphics.

amazing huh?

this is not safe for work! NSFW

ok, usually i don’t rate them in order and i’m not going to now either. so, in kind of in the order i like these pics, these are my official top ten.

Grace Park from FHM

say hi to grace park.

Grace Park from FHM

and another pic of her from fhm

Grace Park from FHM

i haven’t seen this girl in any movies or tv except for battlestar galactica on scifi. i’m a huge fan of that show. evidently, they are not in britain, even though half fo the stars are british. it’s a good series. season 4 starts next month and it will be the final season of this series. she’s a cylon in the show so she gets to play multiple different roles. i mean, one week, she’s the naughty cylon trying to win the love of a downed pilot on occupied caprica, and the next, she’s a sleeper cell aboard the galactica itself waiting to sabotage the ship. then she’s (and all of her multiple selves in the show) part of the ruling class (tyrants) over the last remnants of humanity.

she always looks good though. i’ve seen a couple of interviews with her too, she always seems personable and down to earth.

Evangeline Lily from Lost

i wanted to contrast grace park with evangeline lily. evangeline is in the series lost which i quit watching when i went to the stan. apparently it was a good move too. everyone is really pissed at that show. dave letterman had a ‘top ten things i will do if i am president’ and hillary clinton was the guest who read it. she was game and played the comedic role which was nice. number one was launch a non-partisan congressional probe to find out what the hell is going on in lost.

evangeline is hot though. the interview i’ve seen she didn’t come across as very personable though. kind of snooty.

Jessica Alba

jessica alba is fhm’s number one. i think she got the most votes or something. she’s definitely in my top ten. if you aren’t a fan and haven’t seen ‘into the blue’ give it a watch and see if you change your mind. i mean, she didn’t win any awards for acting, and i don’t think she will. but she’s going to be on my top ten list for a bit longer.

Tricia Helfer

tricia helfer is also a cylon on battlestar galactica

Tricia Helfer

she plays cylon model number 6. or gina, or caprica 6. like grace park, she gets to play a bunch of different roles. undercover newswoman trying to get an audience with commander adama, wicked tyrant, rape victim POW, and gaius baltar’s personal demon/temptress. she used to be a victoria’s secret model and has been in an episode of CSI as a body.

i’ve seen an interview with her and the other battlestart ladies and she’s pretty personable too. she works for me.

Jessica Biel

jessica biel. to tell yu the truth, i think the only show i’ve seen with her in it was blade 3. she was in gear magazine a while back and had to have the magazine pulled. violated some kind of agreemtn she had with a contract for 7th heaven. i scanned the pics, threw the mag out. then it got pulled. else that would have been a keeper.

she’s f’ing hot though

indira varma. it is hard to find a decent pic of this girl. she’s a brit indian mix who comes to us from bollywood. she plays ‘niobe’ from hbo’s 2 season long ‘rome’. she’s the best looking chick in the show and gets killed off in season 1. i’ll post a pic if i find a decent on. check back.

Sasha Alexander from NCIS

sasha alexander. i love the show ncis. the guy who makes it also made magnum pi and macgiver. if you liked those shows and aren’t tivo’ing ncis, you’re missing out. she apparently took this role thinking it wold be a one season thing. as it took off and got good reviews and a cult following, including me, she complained to writers that she could NOT do this show for 7 seasons. so please kill me off. she died at the end of season 2. stupid girl. they’re making season 4 right now. i’m sure season 5 is in the making too.

take a look at her here and agent dinozzo’s fantasy here

Cote de Pablo

cote de pablo. cote took sasha ‘s place in ncis. no, she didn’t assume her role, after sasha alexander (kate in the show) caught a bullet in the melon at the finale of season 2, cote de pablo stepped in as agent ziva david (zee-vah dah-veed) on loan from the mossad. take a look at the pic again. any chick who can be hot in combat boots. heh.

Ali Sonoma, UFC cardgirl

ali sonoma. don’t really know much about her.

Ali Sonoma, UFC cardgirl

just that she’s one of the card girls for the ufc. yeah, i’ve just seen her carrying the big sign arounf the octagon that says 1, 2, or 3.

Ali Sonoma, UFC cardgirl

she has two compatriots and they are all three hot. i just liked these pics of her best from the ufc site.

Jeri Ryan

jeri ryan from star trek voyager. didn’t care for the show to much, i did watch it just to see her though. then i watched some of boston public to see her too. but i tired of that too. some people say she’s actually a very good actress. huh? who cares about acting?

Jeri Ryan

this is the same girl who’s husband was a senator. she divorced his weird ass for wanting to take her to sex clubs and perform in public.can you blame him? if i was sleeping with her, i’d want everyone to know too.

she was miss indiana in the miss america pageant, and is a german immigrant (legal) from frankfurt i believe.

well, honorable mentions? julia stiles. kate beckinsale. alyssa milano. zita gorog. rhona mitra. cate blanchet

no way they’ll be mentioned? angelina jolie. i’m just tired of hearing about her.


  1. Yet you mentioned her anyway.

    Comment by yup — September 12, 2007 @ 10:23 am

  2. i guess i should have said , no way they’ll be ranked.

    Comment by mlah — September 12, 2007 @ 11:02 am

  3. J Alba and Evangeline Lilly? Hell yes. First Cylon girl, not bad. others, eh… what’s with the girl in combat boots? You’ve been in the stan too long. Where’s Kirstin Kreuk? Shame on you.

    Comment by medium john — September 12, 2007 @ 5:02 pm

  4. you need to watch ncis and see cote de pablo

    Comment by mlah — September 12, 2007 @ 5:07 pm

  5. Wow! Cote De Pablo is incredible and what is hotter than a beauty and a high-powered firearm?

    Comment by Pinky Sworn — September 13, 2007 @ 9:58 am

  6. Pssssh! I got them all beat! Weak!

    Comment by Miachelle — September 13, 2007 @ 6:56 pm

  7. Grace Park is on Hawaii Five O and she is hot as hell

    Comment by jwc — December 21, 2010 @ 6:16 pm

  8. Yeah, But I actually liked her better in the BSG uniform. the bikinis she wears in 5-0 highlight just how extremely she is lacking upstairs. I didn’t care in BSG. But 5-0 makes it very vividly noticeable. Time for some silicon Grace.

    Comment by mlah — December 26, 2010 @ 10:44 pm

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