mlah The “culture” that has evolved here isn’t conducive to sissies

June 28, 2007


Filed under: Humor,Personal — mlah @ 4:34 pm

y’all ever watch ‘entourage’ on hbo? if you’re a guy and you’re not, shame!


this is guy humor. it’s basically about marky mark wahlburg and his life experiences in la on his rise to semi stardom.



show is good though. it’s all about guy humor. it’s la so there’s plenty of eye candy. marky mark rolls with his boys. aka posse.


he goes everywhere with his posse. he goes to lunch. he goes to strip bars. he goes to work on movie sets. he goes chasing his girls.


the posse rolls. the posse waits.


khaled has become a stalker.


yeah. the guy i wrote about a few weeks ago. he thinks i’m a hooker evidently. but the guy is stalking me. seriously. he’s from the uae, and lives on the uae compound of our base. waaaaay at the other end of our base.


but i seem to be running into him all the time. mainly at the coffee house.


there are 2 coffee houses on base. one is right next to his compound. and i think is nicer.


but khaled, and his POSSE, roll the mile or so on foot up here every night at around 12:30 – 1AM. they roll right past the other coffee house.


and khaled says hi, motions for me to have a seat beside him and tries to chat me up. i just say hi back, and stroll on by.


yeah. my friends here are rolling. girls are telling me prices and services i should expect to perform. to be sure and get paid first. and to make sure i tell him, “no hitting”.


it’s to the point where it’s not so funny anymore. not for me.


i am going to try and get a pic though.


  1. I hope you charge high prices. My Dave is not cheap! =P

    Comment by Kristen — June 29, 2007 @ 7:27 am

  2. This is absolutely precious, Dave.

    Comment by Jeanna — June 30, 2007 @ 6:17 am

  3. If you order the lobster you have to sleep with him.

    Comment by Mark — June 30, 2007 @ 9:07 pm

  4. dibs on being dave’s pimp.

    Comment by john — July 1, 2007 @ 2:34 pm

  5. it’s only gay if you push back

    Comment by Crusty — July 4, 2007 @ 5:16 am

  6. So didja go watch fireworks, eat hot dogs, and drink lemonade for the July 4th event yesterday? And, since this is your “posse” article, I’ll maliciously ask whether you invited Khaled to go with you….

    Comment by yup — July 5, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

  7. MMMMMM….man meat!

    Comment by Miachelle — July 12, 2007 @ 9:44 am

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