Dealers
Vile evil strumpets. How you addict us with your products. You package and display it everywhere til it’s the only thing on our minds. You are constantly seeking new ways and wrappings to make it ever more irresistable. Some have even started affixing simple bells and chimes to the goodies like an ice cream truck, Calling us ever more close. Spraying liquids on the goodies designed to make us even more unable to resist the allure.
Some dealers have even taken to putting the goodies on display and shaking them about. Watching as we poor misunderstood men are forced to follow the goodies about with our eyes like slaves to an addiction. Previously, we revolted, and refused to stare at the goodies. We even managed to stop buying expensive rare rocks and metals in barter for the goodies, but it didn’t last. Dealers around the world merely changed the packaging yet again and laughed as our resolve melted away….
Then you presented the new and improved goodies. Designed for a more streamlined movement, faster, leaner and more concentrated than ever. You taunt us from afar with the goodies shaking. And now the goodies will be presented in new multiethnic packaging? I’m just not sure what to make of that.
I insist that goodies dealers stop the taunt and just give away the goodies. No really. The goodies must be allowed freedom! They should not be restricted to weekend viewing and play only. They should be allowed outside, free to roam as they will!
Free the Goodies!
Mlah
You need to get back into the US, stat.
Comment by medium john — October 27, 2006 @ 2:28 pm
springtime at the soonest.
Comment by mlah — October 27, 2006 @ 2:29 pm
hahahahahahaha I agree! Free the goodies!!
Comment by Liah — October 27, 2006 @ 4:03 pm
They’ve gone in to hibernation here. You call Texas home right? Man… I’m sure they are on display there year round…
Comment by Sean — October 28, 2006 @ 12:45 am
it actually does get cold in texas. most people think it’s nothing but sweltering heat year around…. but watch the weather forecasts. next time you here about a cold front in the US, look at it, they always start as big bulges that push south out of canada, right down into texas.
now, i’m not saying it’s as cold as up there, but it does get cold.
Comment by mlah — October 28, 2006 @ 1:10 am
Love that picture! Of all things I saw in my adolesence that have remained with me, this is one of the most enduring.
Great choice, mlah! Unfortunately, too cold here in MD to have freed goodies about.
Comment by rojoxia — October 29, 2006 @ 6:35 pm
I bet what you call cold I call the day we break out the shorts for the 2 months of summer that we get…
Comment by Sean — October 30, 2006 @ 1:06 am
Goodies, HA! that’s funny!!
You poor thing, you need to come back to the US for a little vacation…go to a tata bar and see some goodies. LOL
Comment by Blondie — November 2, 2006 @ 2:24 pm