mlah The “culture” that has evolved here isn’t conducive to sissies

August 25, 2006

The Dog House

Filed under: Humor,Women — mlah @ 11:42 pm

so i’m in columbus, georgia. i flew here today for some sports and entertainment later in the week. some of y’all will get to hear my whining in private emails or chat.

so i saw molly this morning. she’s a little upset with me. first, her name is mahli, not molly. so i’d like to make that correction.

and then the faux pas i committed. i always f it up somehow. she read my post and was a little upset that i made her seem a little bit like a hooker. i went into mad ass kissin mode. i’m a little sweet on her.

but i don’t think it matters now.

looking back with hindsight. i think yours truly was in for a rude event last night, and i just lucked into something else. i kinda think, now that i’m sober, that kandi, mahli, and rachel were just going to strip me and throw me out. i had trouble finding my keys last night. and they just don’t happen into the silverware drawer by themselves.

let’s face it. mahli is all of around 20. and i’m not.

kandi was hot too. she came over tis afternoon with mahli when i was finishing up packing. mahli’s a little worried about the hooker thing, and no matter how many times i told her i never said she got paid. just didn’t matter.

kandi said i made her look more like a dominatrix. then she claimed to be just a lover. she fondles mahli incessantly. yeah, i like. and she knows it.

i think i’ll still see them in pt’s, but i just don’t know i’ll get the second invite to strip battleship. something about bragging rubbed them the wrong way.

kandi seemed cool. but i haven’t even heard from rachel, she’s not responding to my emails. and mahli hasn’t since we spoke.

somebody give me a clue on what to do?


  1. Man, it was a good time, you have memories and photo’s. Don’t invest any emotions in to 20 years olds. They are interested in something different every day and they cost a lot to hang out with. Especially if they are hot.

    Obviously there are exceptions to this… I have no clue how you would discover if they are an exception.

    Comment by Sean — August 26, 2006 @ 10:31 am

  2. I would tend to agree with Sean, very much so. You should however, feel bad that you posted all of that because you’re a guy and you wanted to brag. And I’ll tell you if I had ever gone on a date with you and you posted all the highlights, I’d never date your ass again. I know your blog is for personal venting and such, but sometimes you shouldn’t post stuff.

    Comment by Blondie — August 27, 2006 @ 6:23 pm

  3. not like we were exactly on a date though. of course i’d never brag about a date.

    Comment by mlah — August 27, 2006 @ 9:44 pm

  4. you messed it all up when you gave them your blog address… DUDE, what were you thinking? NEVER I mean NEVER give potential RW’s your blog address, or date girls that read your blog… I mean shit haven’t you learned anything from my ordeal? LOL… Good luck…

    Comment by CT — August 28, 2006 @ 2:52 am

  5. Yeah, what CT said…

    Comment by Blondie — August 28, 2006 @ 5:52 pm

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