Comments on: Weeds

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 21:10:11 +0000

Start blogging about everything she does. Video what you can. Post all in a new blog called “My Bitch Neighbor.” Once it gets good post link on craigslist.

THEN ask her out. She can’t help but want you – you ARE Mlah.

By: Blondie

Blondie — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 06:05:48 +0000

Although she’s a beotch, I think the best way to approach her is to simply give her the facts to her face and tell her where the property lines are. Being a dick back to her isn’t going to make you look mature.

By: rojoxia

rojoxia — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:50:11 +0000

Take page from your youth and use the lessons learned from Foghorn Leghorn and the dog that he loved to torment.

1- Get a can of paint (the color is immaterial, though Zoomie Blue would be best) and paint along the property line from one end to the other.
2- Set up a lawn chair on your side of the line and provide yourself some liquid refreshment in a cooler next to your chair.
3- Acquire a large pan and a spoon and proceed to bang on the pan, until her curiousity (or anger) is aroused.
4- Sit in your chair and await her approach.

At this point, shift tactics to those of Pepe’ le Pew. Begin to woo and romance her and gently explain that the effing weeds are on her side of the line.

By: medium john

medium john — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 16:41:31 +0000

That’s my line.

By: greree

greree — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:23:58 +0000

Is she hot?