mlah The “culture” that has evolved here isn’t conducive to sissies

May 27, 2006

WTF

Filed under: Politics — mlah @ 12:17 pm

the earth shook. the rivers ran backwards. the glaciers thawed. dogs had sex with cats. and the grass turned blue.

i just saw malcolm nance on foxnews as an expert on terror.

10 Comments »

  1. Ummm… who’s that?

    Comment by medium john — May 27, 2006 @ 6:43 pm

  2. Oh god.

    Comment by Mark — May 27, 2006 @ 8:16 pm

  3. I saw him too!! Can you believe it?

    Comment by Guzziguy — May 28, 2006 @ 7:36 am

  4. why would you be so suprised to see him on the teevee? explain, please. I live in a teevee vacuum here, subject to the viewing choices offered by AFN….

    Comment by yup — May 29, 2006 @ 2:02 am

  5. Isn’t that one of the 7 signs of the impending apocolypse?

    Comment by jimmyb — May 29, 2006 @ 7:18 pm

  6. FYI: the glaciers are already melting.

    Comment by trick_shot_f-in_cheney — May 29, 2006 @ 7:50 pm

  7. Which glaciers would those be, trickshot? And how many are melting, and how many are advancing?(yes, there are quite a few advancing) How many glaciers are there in the world? Don’t know? neither do most people who say “the glaciers are melting”

    Comment by og — May 30, 2006 @ 10:05 am

  8. Yep, the glaciers are melting. It’s because we’re in the intergalcial period. In interglacials, glaciers are supposed to be melting at a quicker rate. There is no evidence at all that there were glacial advances on Greenland in the last interglacial.

    Allow it. Humans don’t like change, but it’s inevitable.

    Waaayyyy off-topic, but a freshwater pulse will occur in the Atlantic causing another period of extreme cooling (like that of the Younger Dryas occurring 11,000 years ago). This will be after we’re all dead, so whatever.

    Also: Kentucky BLUE Grass.
    And: Tectonic activity does cause the earth to shake.
    Perhaps: Somewhere, a dog humped a cat.

    I think I win in the battle versus F’in cheney. Even though he didn’t even know there was one going on.

    Comment by Jeanna — May 31, 2006 @ 6:53 pm

  9. jeanna, you win every battle. especially those against trick turn’n gus.

    Comment by mlah — May 31, 2006 @ 8:53 pm

  10. Is Malcoln Nance completely delusional? I see he is calling himself an expert sniper now besides speaking 10 languages….being a professional interogator….personally witnessing 9/11 attacks…being a trained CIA counter terrorism expert.

    I would love to hear from anyone else who realizes what a friggin fake this guy is.

    Comment by dave wiles — January 30, 2007 @ 11:29 am

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