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March 16, 2006

Do You Need Help?

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 9:15 pm

Tequila

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Body Shot

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Another Body Shot

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

5 Comments »

  1. You have been scheduled for an appointment with the DAPA next week……

    Comment by yup — March 17, 2006 @ 5:30 am

  2. I think it may be right for me.

    Comment by The Holywriter — March 18, 2006 @ 7:26 am

  3. It works wonders for me.

    Comment by medium john — March 18, 2006 @ 9:05 pm

  4. wow, you weren’t kidding, you really DID post this! haha

    Comment by Blondie — March 24, 2006 @ 9:37 am

  5. i love tequila but it so hates me. much like many of my ex-wives.

    Comment by Mark — March 26, 2006 @ 11:42 pm

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