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i like school.

sometimes it’s fun.

but especially when you are the teacher.
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buy danish.

a little known danish artist published some sketches of mohammed in a dane magazine.

muslims went ape.
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i just added a few blogs to my reading list. take a look at the sidebar.

sometime recently when i wasn’t paying attention, a corner was turned.

i don’t know when it happened. maybe 2-3 weeks ago?

any of you play chess and know what endgame is?
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back in the navy when i was in monterey for the first time, i had this friend named ian coffer.

he was pretty much a smart ass, but weren’t we all. he was studying one of the low density asian languages and was slave to some air force girl in his class. he refused to admit it, but we could all see her walking down the hall in black pleather with the whip.

it was brutal.

but the brutalizing produced a lot of smack talking. whenever she wasn’t around that is.
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so i drive through der wienerschnitzel last night. i give my order as 4 chili cheese dogs. he gives me a total and i drive around. then i remember as i’m driving around that you have to ask for onions. and let’s face it. no onions on a chili dog? it’s blasphemy! so i’m considering my options, which look pretty much like waiting til i get home and putting some on myself.

ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

i have to wait. some yahoo in front of me in a van has apparently ordered around 40 chili dogs.

a brief interlude here.

come on, say it. chil lee daaaaaaowg! chil lee daaaaaooooooowg!

everybody loves chili dogs.

they actually run a promotion to ‘join the chili dog diet’ no special foods to buy. no counting calories.

back to my story.
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yeah, it’s been soooooo long since i posted a post just about women.

so after the iranians decide to hang some poor girl because they’re assholes, and their religion is false

wait, let me spell it out.

islam is a false religion.

anyone have any doubts about my position on the camel riding caravan raiding ethos instituted to dupe an idiot population into following a cut-throat false prophet?

i figure i’ll post a little small pictorial.

everyone who hates women need not proceed.
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want me to make you mad? read on!

if you don’t want to get a little upset, just don’t even bother reading this post.

ever seen the movie ‘a few good men?’ starring demi moore and the crackpot tom cruise. they play sailor officers defending a couple of enlisted marines that accidentally killed another while beating him up.

this post isn’t about the details of beating someone up. it’s not about bullying people either.

it’s about how we as men treat women. i promise you’ll be upset if you read to the end.
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i discovered a new blog tonight. he’s a former bubblehead and has some interesting positions on iraq and islam in general.

i persoanlly liked this post, though i am far from reading a lot of his ramblings.

some of you who stop by here for my occasional political post might want to give him a read.

yeah, three posts in onw night for me? what is the world coming to?

i got this from the running blonde

i can appreciate a good blonde joke every once in a while.

this blonde joke has to be the funniest ever!

welcome moonbatty readers! all 3 of you who will come over here. i comment there and i know most of them won’t appreciate my sense of humor. but for those of you who are here. welcome! and no. i’m too lazy to use caps except for work.

y’all want to know some of the other jokes we pulled at texaco?

when we weren’t having snowball fights with mobil across the street caddy corner to the right, and not playing frisbee. we had a host of regular stuff.
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directions.

y’all girls want to really know why we never stop to ask for directions?
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oh please oh please oh please.
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i’ve had a myspace account less than 2 weeks and the russian mail order brides have already started emailing me.

feh.