mlah The “culture” that has evolved here isn’t conducive to sissies

January 31, 2006

School House Rock!

Filed under: Politics — mlah @ 10:08 pm

i like school.

sometimes it’s fun.

but especially when you are the teacher.
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January 30, 2006

Buy Danish!

Filed under: Politics,Religion — mlah @ 11:40 pm

Mohammed as Depicted by a Dane

buy danish.

a little known danish artist published some sketches of mohammed in a dane magazine.

muslims went ape.
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Blog Upkeep

Filed under: Misc — mlah @ 11:28 pm

i just added a few blogs to my reading list. take a look at the sidebar.

January 29, 2006

Zaoowi

Filed under: Politics — mlah @ 11:54 pm

sometime recently when i wasn’t paying attention, a corner was turned.

i don’t know when it happened. maybe 2-3 weeks ago?

any of you play chess and know what endgame is?
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January 26, 2006

The Society of Burke

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 1:05 am

back in the navy when i was in monterey for the first time, i had this friend named ian coffer.

he was pretty much a smart ass, but weren’t we all. he was studying one of the low density asian languages and was slave to some air force girl in his class. he refused to admit it, but we could all see her walking down the hall in black pleather with the whip.

it was brutal.

but the brutalizing produced a lot of smack talking. whenever she wasn’t around that is.
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January 22, 2006

Der Wienerschnitzel

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 11:05 pm

Der Wiernerschnitzel card.

so i drive through der wienerschnitzel last night. i give my order as 4 chili cheese dogs. he gives me a total and i drive around. then i remember as i’m driving around that you have to ask for onions. and let’s face it. no onions on a chili dog? it’s blasphemy! so i’m considering my options, which look pretty much like waiting til i get home and putting some on myself.

ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

i have to wait. some yahoo in front of me in a van has apparently ordered around 40 chili dogs.

a brief interlude here.

come on, say it. chil lee daaaaaaowg! chil lee daaaaaooooooowg!

everybody loves chili dogs.

they actually run a promotion to ‘join the chili dog diet’ no special foods to buy. no counting calories.

back to my story.
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January 17, 2006

Chicks

Filed under: Pictorials,Women — mlah @ 11:32 pm

yeah, it’s been soooooo long since i posted a post just about women.

so after the iranians decide to hang some poor girl because they’re assholes, and their religion is false

wait, let me spell it out.

islam is a false religion.

anyone have any doubts about my position on the camel riding caravan raiding ethos instituted to dupe an idiot population into following a cut-throat false prophet?

i figure i’ll post a little small pictorial.

everyone who hates women need not proceed.
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January 14, 2006

Pissed

Filed under: Religion — mlah @ 6:32 pm

Prince of Persia Art

want me to make you mad? read on!

if you don’t want to get a little upset, just don’t even bother reading this post.

ever seen the movie ‘a few good men?’ starring demi moore and the crackpot tom cruise. they play sailor officers defending a couple of enlisted marines that accidentally killed another while beating him up.

this post isn’t about the details of beating someone up. it’s not about bullying people either.

it’s about how we as men treat women. i promise you’ll be upset if you read to the end.
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January 10, 2006

Splodeydope

Filed under: Politics — mlah @ 10:59 pm

i discovered a new blog tonight. he’s a former bubblehead and has some interesting positions on iraq and islam in general.

i persoanlly liked this post, though i am far from reading a lot of his ramblings.

some of you who stop by here for my occasional political post might want to give him a read.

yeah, three posts in onw night for me? what is the world coming to?

My Pirate name

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 10:04 pm

i got this from the running blonde

My pirate name is:
Bloody Davy Kidd

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

The Best Blonde Joke EVER!

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 9:34 pm

i can appreciate a good blonde joke every once in a while.

this blonde joke has to be the funniest ever!

January 9, 2006

Texaco Hijinks

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 10:28 pm

Texaco

welcome moonbatty readers! all 3 of you who will come over here. i comment there and i know most of them won’t appreciate my sense of humor. but for those of you who are here. welcome! and no. i’m too lazy to use caps except for work.

y’all want to know some of the other jokes we pulled at texaco?

when we weren’t having snowball fights with mobil across the street caddy corner to the right, and not playing frisbee. we had a host of regular stuff.
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January 8, 2006

Directions

Filed under: Women — mlah @ 5:39 pm

directions.

y’all girls want to really know why we never stop to ask for directions?
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January 5, 2006

Longhorns

Filed under: Sports — mlah @ 12:29 am

Texas Longhorns

oh please oh please oh please.
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January 3, 2006

Russian Chicks

Filed under: Women — mlah @ 10:28 pm

i’ve had a myspace account less than 2 weeks and the russian mail order brides have already started emailing me.

feh.

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