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October 16, 2005

Katrina Recap

Filed under: Politics — mlah @ 10:38 pm

things I have learned from watching the TV news during the last two months

go ahead gus, sit down, get your mountain dew and a three muskateers and get ready to start writing!

1) The hurricane only hit black people’s property.

2) New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.

3) Mississippi is reported to have had a tree blown down.

4) New Orleans had no white people.

5) The hurricane blew a limb off of a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.

6) When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV!

7) The hurricane did 23 billion dollars worth of improvements to New Orleans.

8) New Orleans is welfare, looter, and gang free! now they are in your city.

9) White folks don’t make good news stories.

10) Don’t give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn’t given you a $2000 debit card yet.

11) Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.

12) The only way it could have been worse was to be white and live in the state of Mississippi.

3 Comments »

  1. That’s what you get for relying on FoxNews, buddy…

    “9) White folks don’t make good news stories.”
    You are soooo wrong– that Barbara Bush thing was fantastic!

    Comment by f'in-cheney — October 18, 2005 @ 11:05 pm

  2. To quote Homer Simpson:

    DDoooohhhh!

    Comment by Madame Butterfly — October 19, 2005 @ 1:57 pm

  3. wow… hit the nail in the coffin…

    Comment by CT — October 20, 2005 @ 1:55 am

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