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June 27, 2005

The Scientology Meme

Filed under: Memes — mlah @ 12:56 am


i read this over at the hot librarian. it was just too funny not to do and pass on.

The Hot Librarian’s SCIENTOLOGY MEME (These are real questions from the Church of Scientology’s “SEC WHOLE TRACK” questionnaire. Seriously.)

1. Have you driven anyone insane?

yes i have, i watched her have a nervous breakdown on watch. it was 2:30am, i was butt wrong on the topic we were arguing about and we both knew it. didn’t matter though, i had nothing else to do. the nervous breakdown was complete and horrible to watch. but driving someone insane is mission #1 while in the navy. hello terry watson!

2. Have you ever killed the wrong person?

not yet.

3. Is anybody looking for you?

yes. and she’ll never find me either!

4. Have you ever set a poor example?

yes. i showed up for a roll call in the navy as a squad leader still drunk from the night before.

5. Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?

hey, one man’s evil is another man’s cheddar cheese. according to gus yes, but to my mind no.

6. Are you in hiding?

only from the girl in question #3

7. Have you systematically set up mysteries?

all the fucking time! how many people are going to ask me who the girl is? and i’ll never tell.

8. Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?

not really. only when trying to drive people insane.

9. Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?

yes. i think i’ll have to start a new category called regrets, and write about these times when action was demanded and i was slow to react.

10. Have you ever gone crazy?

not yet.

11. Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?

yes. usually just before i break up. all guys use this as a method of getting an unwanted girl to dump them. i’m saving the oscar award performances though for my trial.

12. Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?


13. Have you ever smothered a baby?

not in this country. and not in any other country that i’ll admit to.

14. Do you deserve to have any friends?

yes. i think i deserve more than i have.

15. Have you ever castrated anyone?

why bother to castrate them? if they’re such a waste of flesh that they should be castrated, then you need to re-aim the knife and remove them from the gene pool a much more efficient way.

16. Do you deserve to be enslaved?

wage-slave? aren’t we all. real slave? nope, i’ll take someone with me. although more than a few girls named rachel have made me do things i didn’t want to do……

17. Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?

i didn’t like the slave question. not my bag baby.

18. Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?

no. i’m pretty grounded and stay that way. although i have encouraged some other people to practice escapism on occasion. depending on my sinister plans for the planet, of course.

19. Have you ever zapped anyone?

yep. i tried to get him in the neck too.

20. Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?

no. been clean so far. i guess abstinance works.


now for the tagging, lets see.

margi lowry, because i have discovered she lived in the same neighborhood in el paso that i did, a few years apart, but not many.

the very beautiful canadienne tina who i think may come up with a few original answers.

and the liberal one at moonbatty. i think her answers will be something i don’t expect. ie, she’s a little outside my normal circle of friends.

reilly at uptown girl because she has a good wit and will no doubt have some really good answers.

and lastly, rachel because i think she is most likely to pass this on. and well hey, i enjoy it when she goes off on a rant. here and there only.

to those of you i usually tag, sorry, just trying for some new blood.


  1. “i was butt wrong on the topic we were arguing about and we both knew it”
    Hmm, sounds familiar. It makes me not want to bother arguing with you anymore.

    Comment by f-in_cheney — June 27, 2005 @ 11:47 am

  2. Meme once, and meme twice and meme once again

    From mlah, who could be a long-lost friend I didn’t know about but only in a cosmic sort of way:
    The Scientology Meme (These are real questions from the Church of Scientology’s “SEC WHOLE TRACK” questionnaire. Seriously.)

    Trackback by margi lowry *dot* com — June 27, 2005 @ 12:23 pm

  3. Who would I laugh at then? 🙁

    Comment by rachel — June 27, 2005 @ 11:36 pm

  4. Sorry I haven’t yet–will do it reallly soon. 🙂

    Comment by moonbatty — June 30, 2005 @ 10:01 pm

  5. who, may i ask, is the hot lib. and how does she know Terry? Do I know said lib.? A whole ‘nother mystery.

    Comment by Mark — July 7, 2005 @ 10:12 pm

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