mlah The “culture” that has evolved here isn’t conducive to sissies

April 8, 2005

a little survey

Filed under: Humor — mlah @ 9:48 pm

M Malvick

i got this survey in the mail from a friend of mine. i’m not throwing her name out there, y’all will have to figure out who it was.

i got some responses, promarily from girls.

i’m not posting my responses, but a compilation of my favorite answers from all of the responses.

1. What time is it? i don’t think this question is any fun. the idea is to compare it to the the question that asks the time when you are finished. is it supposed to show me how much time i wasted? am i supposed to compare survey times to determine who has the best typing skills? i think i’m goin to omit any time questions in all future surveys and introduce questions of my own choice.

2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: not telling anybody’s response.

3. Piercing: no male had a piercing, girls almost all had at least their ears pierced. i got a few confessions of navels…. and elsewhere.

4. Eye color: i tried to be funny and say mine are ‘honey’, but it’s hard to have a witty answer to this.

5. Place of birth: varied. no place really cool. all stateside too.

6. Favorite food: most interesting responses were: jewish deli food, but the most common was ‘mexican’

7. Ever been to Africa? i think i was the only person who had.

8. Favorite clothing? i like my response the best. but y’alls were – Skirts and tanks, jeans, t-shirts. what are chucks?

9. Ever been toilet papering? this question illicited a good story almost without fail.

10. Have you ever had a speeding ticket? most people had

11. Been in a car accident? a few nice stories, but mostly just yes or no. or a number

12. Croutons or bacon bits? about 50-50

13. Favorite day of the week: saturday was the most commen. friday was next. one person picked thursday.

14. Favorite restaurant: varied

15. Favorite flower:

16. Favorite sport to watch: absolute best response was ‘lesbian three ways’, but then again, i think she said it just to try and excite me. no, come on y’all. there aren’t that many women down here. stop it! either send me pictures, or stop it.! mud wrastlin was a close second place. most common were college football and tkd.

17. Favorite drink:

18. Favorite ice cream:

19. Disney or Warner Bros: about half warner and the other half was divided between disney and pixar.

20. Favorite fast food restaurant: not a lot of excitement here. but the most frequent answer was subway.

21. what Color is your bedroom carpet? usually cream, beige or neutral

22. How many times did you fail your driver’s test? i didn’t get a single response that just came out and said, yeah, i failed it. i think someone was lieing!

23. Before this email, who was the last person you got an email from? bob or jeb or some spammer asshole.

24. Which store would you choose to max out your credit cards at? most people had a specific item they wanted and picked the store that carried it. but one person. ‘hot topic’! come on kate. i know the limit on your credit card is decent. that’s a lot of penguin t-shirts!

25. Favorite perfume: various perfumes. some guys offered cologne names.

26. What do you do most often when you are bored? blogging. face it, we’re all bloggers here. except gus.

27. Bedtime? 10-11 most commonly

28. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? usually the answer was no one. most people only sent the answers back to me!

29. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? i was listed as this person, for the obvious reason.

30. Favorite TV show: west wing was popular

31. Last person you went out to dinner with: usually a significant other.

32. Favorite Place: spain. most common believe it or not.

33. What are you listening to right now? best answer. my music! the girl watching my house, i’m not going to give her name, but her initials are DANYKA. merely stated she was listeneing to my music! arrrgggghhhhhh!

34. What is your favorite color? green was most common

35. Lake, Ocean or river?

36. How many tattoos do you have?

37. Time you finished this e-mail? 1

38. Have you ever run out of gas? best answer ‘I don’t drive. But I do heckle other people when the gas-o-metre drops below a certain point. “ARE YOU GOING TO GET GAS NOW?”‘

39. Scrambled or fried eggs? omelettes most people chose omelette even though it wasn’t a choice.

40. What is the last book you read? how to blog by tony pierce. 2 responses.


  1. I’ll have you know I never failed my driver’s test. That is the God’s honest truth. So, all you liars out there, fess up!!

    Comment by Running Blonde — April 9, 2005 @ 12:47 pm

  2. haha, lesbian three way. I love those too.

    Comment by medium john — April 9, 2005 @ 2:00 pm

  3. Chucks are those Converse All-Star canvas hightops from the ’60s; aka Chuck Taylors. They’re usually worn when it’s too warm for hiking boots, but not warm enough for birkenstocks. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Comment by Nemo — April 9, 2005 @ 3:46 pm

  4. I was part of a lesbian three-way once. I have video too…wanna see?

    Just kidding.

    Damn, how cruel is that? haha

    Comment by Running Blonde — April 9, 2005 @ 10:55 pm

  5. Lesbian 3ways are so overrated.
    Just go for the outright lesbian orgy party. I think I have a good vid of it somewhere on my computer.. 30 or so of them bitches goin to town it was great.

    I also never failed my dl test.

    I can’t believe that many people like West Wing, but fess up .. how many said “THE OC”.. ew

    And who is Bob and Jeb? Is that the fucker spamming the hell out of you? ๐Ÿ˜€

    Comment by rachel — April 12, 2005 @ 1:50 am

  6. So was it my survey you were talking about?
    Oh, and there’s a new test you can take at my site…”Do you act your age?” I hadn’t seen it before, but I’m sure there are people who have. ๐Ÿ™‚
    It’s all in good fun.

    Comment by Running Blonde — April 12, 2005 @ 7:29 pm

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