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August 22, 2004

Angelina Jolie

Filed under: Women — mlah @ 12:25 pm

Angelina Jolie

i have a question.

i was watching ‘Taking Lives’ last night on dvd. Angelina is the star…. (good show too, except for all of the french)

i think there are a couple of guys in it too, but they don’t matter. maybe ethan hawke? kiefer sutherland, and tcheky karyo (from the original ‘le femme nikita’).

she does a nude seen. YAY! and i was thinking about just how damn uber hot she is.

so here’s my question.

if angelina jolie masturbates, is it especially good?

’cause like, she’s getting laid by angelina jolie.

Angelina Jolie


  1. I hope so…cuz she gave up sex about a year ago.

    Comment by Kristie — August 22, 2004 @ 12:41 pm

  2. drool….

    Comment by medium john — August 22, 2004 @ 12:41 pm

  3. kristie beat you by three seconds john

    Comment by mlah — August 22, 2004 @ 2:24 pm

  4. Angelina Jolie is probably no almost 100% by far the hottest woman in the world. Very freaking hot.

    Comment by rachel — August 22, 2004 @ 7:25 pm

  5. Murr.

    Comment by Mikiden — August 22, 2004 @ 9:19 pm

  6. ever seen that one movie that she was in w/ antonio banderas? I can’t remember what it was called but she was nekkid in that one too. I liked that movie. Couldn’t for the life of me tell you what it was about, but I liked it.

    Comment by medium john — August 22, 2004 @ 10:31 pm

  7. I just wanna be able to read her tat!!!!

    Comment by Madame Butterfly — August 22, 2004 @ 10:53 pm

  8. I would absolutely do her in front of my girlfriend and my husband’s lawyer without a second thought!!!

    Comment by simplyme — August 23, 2004 @ 10:18 am

  9. Damn, Simply Me, tell us how you really feel!!! 😉

    That means I’d have a chance to read her tat???

    Comment by Madame Butterfly — August 23, 2004 @ 10:41 am

  10. Well Madame Butterfly, I would definately like to think so.

    Comment by simplyme — August 23, 2004 @ 3:08 pm

  11. does anyone know what it says? I’m very curious now. Prolly something like “If your name is John, enter here”

    Comment by medium john — August 23, 2004 @ 11:22 pm

  12. she has multiple tattoos john. but the one tattoo we’re talking about is her ex-husbands name.

    i’ll tell you in class.

    Comment by mlah — August 23, 2004 @ 11:50 pm

    Heloooo Rachel of uber taste!
    (Uma of similiar type runs close second……IMHO)

    Comment by SondraK — August 25, 2004 @ 3:15 am

  14. did you see uma in the adventures of baron von munchausen? best show she has done. well, dangerous liasons too.

    Comment by mlah — August 25, 2004 @ 9:25 am

  15. I would think anything Angelina does is hot – – I think the better question is: How many fantasies do you think are about her daily?

    Comment by Uptown Girl — August 25, 2004 @ 11:07 am

  16. Mlah, that last line was so fucking funny! I was in bed eating pb&j and actually shot milk out my nose. Bea has now banned milk from the bed. Totally worth it!

    Comment by Mark — August 27, 2004 @ 12:26 am


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