mlah The “culture” that has evolved here isn’t conducive to sissies

August 18, 2004

Random Thoughts

Filed under: Misc — mlah @ 10:51 pm

i hit 5000 visits today! yay.

i’m seeing a huge push of visitors from web searches. recently, in my post ‘i love the olympics’ i rattled off more than a few past great names. i’m seeing a huge influx from google for searches on olga korbett. a couple from svetlana boginskaya.

while writing another post a few days back, that damned pizza hut rip and dip commercial came on. i hate that commercial, it just rubs me the wrong way. i typed it in the middle of my blog. i’m now seeing almost as many visits from rip and dip searchers.

hmmmm. it never occurred to me to quote common search terms in an effort to increase readers. hmmm. don’t think i’ll do it on purpose.

and WTF! whoever came to my site from hong kong after searching for ‘shitting girl’. what the fuck? who likes that? i used the world ‘girl’ in reference to some girls i work out with. the word ‘shitting’ was included in the phrase, ‘you’ve got to be shitting me’. i hope he liked the virgin in the upper right of my main page.

my speeding ticket was only 50$. the higher fee was if i pay late.

i had sushi for lunch.

melissa is backing out of setting up her own blog. understandable, she’ll be a busy girl in baghdad. she promises to send me pics for publishing.

i’ve added a huge number of people to my links. i’ve expanded the number of blogs i read, and i thought y’all might like to see them too.

moxie has sworn off blogging, at least until september. i saw her on dennis miller last night

i’ve been elevated to a flappy bird on the truth laid bears ecosystem. yay!

kerry is still a fag! (for all of you new to my site, we quite commonly get in long winded debates with ‘gus’. i feel obligated to bait him from time to time)

i love skinny chicks! with mongoloid eyes, or just regular.

the vodka pundit poses an interesting question about ww2. what if hitler had invaded turkey before russia?

i’m going to bed early tonight.

on friday, my o’reilly’s essential blogging gets here. i’m to start trying to make a few new skins of my own. don’t laugh, i’ve already started amassing a few graphics.


  1. You like skinny girls? As in hungry?
    No wonder you questioned my comment about Fiona Apple on my site. I love her but she needs to eat about 50 steaks.

    I like my curves dammit.

    Comment by rachel — August 19, 2004 @ 3:24 am

  2. Mlah, it’s not as if you are gratuitously invoking such common search terms as debt relief, Anna Kournikova, free money, get rich quick, government conspiracy, teens teens teens, downloads, etc. Ta.

    Comment by yup — August 19, 2004 @ 5:46 am

  3. I’m getting a lot of traffic from people looking for pictures of that fat lady who got stuck to her couch. Now that I just typed that they’ll probably start looking for them here too. :0)

    Comment by Kristie — August 19, 2004 @ 7:39 am

  4. I’ve mentioned PARIS HILTON on my site once or twice but always did it in ubby dubby or pig latin.
    Well no more!

    Comment by SondraK — August 19, 2004 @ 5:32 pm

  5. I found you from my ecosystem stats. Google hits don’t generate repeat visitors, although the stats look impressive. Checking out people’s blogrolls gives a better indication of a site worth visiting. If they like your writing, they will be back. Cats help too, that or boobies for the guys.

    Comment by Mog — August 19, 2004 @ 7:54 pm

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