ok, here’s a post with no socially redeeming value.
Alyssa Milano is hot only to torment me. hmmm, what’s that you say? you think i’m conceited? well, we’ll see.
a long time ago i actually saw the governator movie ‘commando’ in the theatre. i was a huge ah-nold fan, and still am. if memory serves, ahnold was an east german (that’s how long ago this movie was made, there were still two germanys, and france loved them both) expatriate special forces type working for us. when some limey mercenary type double crossed him and duly received his comeuppance. this movie was the all time great for ah-nold one liners. well, it just so happens that ah-nold was ahead of murphy brown, and was a single parent.seems ah-nold had a young daughter.
and here’s the beginning of the rub. ah-nolds little daughter was played by some little curly haired brunette. i didn’t even find her that pretty. in fact, i think i actually said ‘jeez, you’d think they could find a pretty little girl to play his daughter’.
well, ah-nolds daughter in commando was played by none other than little miss alyssa. i don’t know if it was her first movie or not, but it is the first time i saw her. yep, i opened my giant cavernous mouth wide enough for both feet.
fast forward past the ‘who’s the boss’ era (until she’s of age) and little miss alyssa is svelte miss milano. this is also the time when my friends made me aware of the fact that this is the same little girl from commando.
and now, many endeavors later, and just one more big pile of crow after the next keeps getting piled up on my plate.
did y’all know she has platinum albums in J.A. pan? is killer in ‘charmed’; which she helps produce, has been on the covers of maxim and stuff. She and her mom started an internet company to chase down online purveyors of porn who were illegally trading in her likeness.
and now. this very night. as i prepared this post, while searching for a pic of her to include in this post, what little tidbit of info did i stumble across on the WB page ? she gardens topless!
TORMENT i tell you
God has made Alyssa Milano uber hot just to torment me.
and now i have to go get out my copy of ‘Embrace of the Vampire’